May 13, 2010

AMBER ALERT - For the Greater Cleveland Area


*AMBER ALERT*

LeBron Raymone James

Cleveland, OH
DOB 12/30/84

Reported missing 5/10/10. 

Last seen being taken to school by Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics. Not heard of since Nike stopped running puppet commercials. Last seen wearing false crown. James may be in need of medical attention for SAS (sudden apathy syndrome). Any info helping authorities find James or his game contact 1-800-brick-23

2 comments:

Trotsky said...

Harsh but very funny...

Steve Dyczkiewycz said...

Now if you don't find that funny, you don't have a pulse.

Nice work Greg!